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Bowsette’s origin story is somewhat confusing, but that’s no reason to brush her aside. The Mushroom Kingdom seems to now be awash with all sorts of transformative fungi and Bowsette has certainly used them to her advantage. Today, you’re on your way to rescue Princess Peach from yet another run-in with Bowser, but when you decide to pick up some toadstools on the way and chomp them down, your dick starts to harden uncontrollably. They really need to establish some kind of power-up mushroom FDA in the kingdom because those things are powerful. On the bright side, Bowsette is more than happy to help you, and she’s an expert in erection detection. Let this busty, meme-inspired princess suck and fuck you all around her lair before finally letting you blow your load all over her huge tits.
Your brother Ragnar ain’t the sharpest axe in the shed, is he Rollo? You’ve been hitting on Lagertha for years, yet Ragnar seems to be totally unaware. The ungrateful bastard takes her for granted and he cheats on her on a regular basis. Lagertha is now out for revenge, and your dick is an excellent instrument with which to carry it out. This blonde Viking vixen has had a rough couple of weeks, so show her that there are still things to smile about. So forget about pillaging the local villages for one second, you damn savage, and instead, go to town on Lagertha’s tight little pussy. If anyone finds out about this, there’s no way in hell that you’ll make it to Valhalla, so you might as well make the most of it.
There’s not a gamer in the world who hasn’t tried to pan the camera at just the right angle while playing Tomb Raider to get a view of Lara Crofts cleavage. Maybe it’s because you’ve been playing the game for 16 consecutive hours, or maybe it’s due to advanced game engines, but Lara is starting to look more and more real. In fact, she seems to be evolving and becoming self-aware. She’s tired of being used to collect artifacts, jump over shark-infested waters, and running from wild cats, so she tells you she’s had enough. She needs some R and R, and you’re going to give it to her. Put down that PlayStation controller and let this sexy short-short-clad adventurer blow you, fuck you, and bounce her perky tits right in your face. A famous explorer once said that the extraordinary is in what we do, not who we are, so do something extraordinary and blow your load all over this sexy explorer right here on VRCosplayX.
It’s not always easy dating Black Canary is it, Green Arrow? Paranoia is starting to get the best of her. You’ve been bustin’ heads all night but when you arrive back home, Black Canary’s waiting for you and she’s convinced you’ve been fucking around. With no time for reason, she knocks you out with her shrill sonic scream and you wake up tied up on her bed. She quickly goes through your phone and realizes that she was out of order and she wants to make it up to you by giving you the best makeup sex ever. Let this busty blonde suck and fuck her way back into her good books. She may be a little nuts but there’s nothing better than blasting a load all over her massive tits, so go ahead and make it right. Also, give yourself a pat on the back for deleting those texts from Marianne.
Susy Gala has been making her way through Tilted Towers, blasting everyone in sight. You first see her after she’s made a fresh kill. She’d already looted the guy – poor fucker had nothin’ on him but a shotgun and a slurp juice, and she proceeds to rub it in with a sexy dance on top of his corpse. You’ve got this sexy bitch right where you want her, but right as you’re about to pull the trigger, she tempts you with an offer: spare her life and she’ll give you sexual favors and guarantee you safe passage to the end game. You’re breaking so many rules, but who cares when this juicy Spanish ass bouncing on your cock?
You’re exhausted after fighting all day long in the Dark Kingdom, that’s why you’ve come to seek out the succubus Morrigan. You know that getting involved with her is dangerous, but you need to unwind. You’re a tiny bit hesitant, but when she reaches for your dick, you just go with it. By the time she’s got her lips wrapped around your cock, you realize that you were in fact, in dire need of some R and R. And when you see Morrigan’s huge tits bounce in your face whilst she rides you, you realize that you don’t even care if this costs your soul.
Jessa Rhodes was involved in a terrible accident which left her pussy eternally wet. Now a horny vigilante, Lady Deadpool is unable to contain her lust. It’s your first day as a pizza delivery boy, and you haven’t even made 5 bucks in tips yet. Jessa answers the door with a slew of pizza puns that can’t be topped but she doesn’t have the dough to pay you. She brings you inside and begins playing with her bald pussy before teasing you with her mouth and riding your cock. Give her some extra sausage with her pizza and forget about the tip, because you’re going balls deep.